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Men are never wrong, only misunderstood. Report a Violator Get This on a T-Shirt  
Your garage must have at least a saw, hammer, and wrench to be considered a "shop." Report a Violator    
The remote control should be at your side at all times when watching TV. A holster is encouraged. Report a Violator    
Leave the toilet seat up. This has been a rule for generations and should be devoutly followed. Report a Violator    
The only permissible pet is a dog. Other pets are permitted if you treat them like dogs. A cat that sits or comes when you call it is merely a short, ugly dog with a mustache. Report a Violator    
In public restrooms, there must be a one-urinal spacing between users whenever possible. Report a Violator    
Men never go to the restroom in pairs or groups. And don't even think about asking one to. Report a Violator    
Old t-shirts should never be thrown away. Honorable retirements include framing, garage rags, or relocation to that second drawer in your dresser. Report a Violator    
It’s not the dress that makes her look fat. It’s the fat. It's best to just avoid the question altogether. Report a Violator    

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